Fave of all timesLove love love
this just got real
i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone
I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh
THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
one time my school hosted a laser tag tournament and so me and my friends went and we were owning the place until we realized one of our friends was missing. we found him building a baracade out of benches and plants at the top of the stairwell and whenever anyone approached he’d shoot at them and yell “DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING???”
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
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I wanted to draw Cas doing something cute.
Like pretending he’s a jellyfish.
“dean, look! I’m a jellyfish!”
“Damnit, Cas! We’re in the middle of a grocery store!”